Dear Guinness,

I love celebrating milestones with you.



Can we skip a few decades into the future, and have you do a pre-pre-pre-release of your 300th anniversary brew?

Keep up the good work!

Dear Converse/Nike,

I know its been awhile since you've seen these, and maybe you never wore a pair yourselves, but these were the second best shoes you've ever produced.



Bonus points if you ever consider the All Star 2000's with the ice blue sole.

Thanks in advance!

Dear Toyota Motor Company,

I would like to remind you of the heart you once had...



Not that you should stop making your lovely family sedans and pick up trucks (everyone needs to get paid), but could you at least have some fun outside of the Scion brand? Pretty please.